Get together at Michelle’s house on Saturday. I cooked the seaweed fried noodles and fried eggs with a thick tomato and semi-caramelized onions. The fried eggs are actually my dad’s recipe.
After lunch, we sat in the circle. Calvin, oh my gosh, was playing computer games since I came till I went back home. I can’t believe he could sit for the whole day in front of the computer. Anyway he’s still listening to the gags. Here...some of the gags
Why, in the past, the superman used to two hands straighten up to fly but now, he used only 1 hand? In the past, it was still manual (you gotta imagine that the steer and the gear were just in front of the superman’s hands). But Now it’s auto already.
There is a young man wanting to head to a true town. But at the end of the road, there are 2 lanes, one heading to the true town and the other is a lying town, and the signboard has been broken to the point where it’s not readable anymore. And there is another old man standing just next to the broken signboard and that young man can only ask him one question. If you are in that young man’s position, what would you ask to get into the true town? Answer – bring me to your town – if he is from the new town, he will bring that young man to the true town. Even if he’s from the lying town, he will still bring that young man to the true town because he’ll never bring that young man to the lying town because he’s a liar – because of his upbringing in the lying town.
Why do you think the superman’s attire is so tight? Answer – it is because the size is ‘S’
What the digital watch tells his mom? Answer – mom, I don’t have a hand
There are 2 paws, the red bean and the kaya paws, and they are watching movie in the cinema? The red bean is laughing and the kaya is crying? Why? Answer – because they have different feeling.
There were many more but I won’t post them. Coz ?????
Now it is left to you. You judge yourselves. Lame or logical?
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